WESTFORD, MA—Rising above the maelstrom of violence and dysfunction perpetually raging inside the person’s psyche, a single voice reportedly emerged Thursday from the chaotic whirlwind within the head of Brad Larrick, 33, to counsel he eat an oatmeal raisin cookie. “Go to your cabinet, open the bundle, and eat an oatmeal raisin cookie,” the agency, resonant voice mentioned because it minimize via the howling storm of unfinished ideas, blunted sexual impulses, and harsh self-criticism frequently roaring in Larrick’s thoughts to state that the cookie have to be eaten instantly. “Simply 5 extra steps. You’re virtually there. Sure. Now put it into your mouth and chew. Good. Excellent.” At press time, sources confirmed the lone voice had overcome half-heard whispers advocating homicide with a view to counsel that maybe a second cookie could be so as.