STANFORD, CA—Shedding new gentle on the unbreakable energy of affection, a brand new research revealed Monday by researchers at Stanford College discovered that 100% of relationships final perpetually. “We carried out a double-blind research of greater than 10,000 relationships over a interval of eight a long time and found that each one 10,000 of the romantic bonds are lasting and can final till the top of time,” stated analysis director Corrine Harrison, who was astonished by her discovering that whether or not a relationship was between highschool sweethearts who had to date been going out for 3 weeks or a married couple approaching their eighth anniversary, each single certainly one of them was good and would stay good till the day the lovers died. “Research members reported that even in any case these years, their emotional connection had by no means been deeper, their belief in one another had by no means been extra strong, and the intercourse had by no means been extra passionate. The outcomes held constant for conventional monogamous pairings in addition to throuples and polycules. This research confirms that love actually is the strongest drive on Earth.” At press time, all 100% of relationships had been nonetheless going robust.