So I’ve this behavior of recording “good” ideas on my cellphone late at night time after I’ve been consuming after which I neglect to return to them so my cellphone notes are stuffed with years of weird run-on sentences or unusual threats that I don’t fully keep in mind writing. Hailey lately discovered them and couldn’t cease laughing, though I think that they’re laughing at me relatively than with me, they usually stated that I actually ought to share this so for the following week or two whereas I’m engaged on a writing undertaking I’m going to share a few of the ridiculous deep-thoughts I believed have been worthy of recording and now query fully.
Is the ocean salty as a result of it’s largely fish pee? Wait…is pee salty? I imply, tears are so I’m going to say sure. Except it’s fish tears however most likely not as a result of what do fish must cry about? Apart from the truth that they must swim round in urine all day. Wait a minute. I feel I simply solved the ocean.
I don’t know why anybody makes use of any chapstick taste apart from peppermint as a result of that shit actually lets your lips know they’re alive. It’s a like a reminder to them that they need to be excited to be lips, an actually I respect that.
I feel if I had an emotional help pig after I was a child my life would’ve ended up a lot in another way.
“Gonna go irrigate the girl backyard” is just about one of the simplest ways to say it’s important to go pee. I ought to patent that. The time period, I imply. Not peeing. Except I can patent that too.