KING ABDULLAH ECONOMIC CITY, SAUDI ARABIA—Gamers on the LIV Golf tour expressed frustration Friday over the hazards on the course on the Royal Greens Golf and Nation Membership, the place they have been reportedly pressured to putt round a lady being beheaded. “I used to be doing all proper till the thirteenth gap, when it price me three strokes to hit round that executioner chopping off an infidel girl’s head proper in the midst of the golf green,” stated golfer Bubba Watson, explaining that he was nonetheless getting used to the challenges offered by the Saudi-financed golf tour’s programs, on which he was typically pressured to focus on hitting the ball over loud crowds of teenage ladies begging for his or her lives. “It may be irritating, feeling such as you’ve received shot off, after which it bounces off a decomposing severed leg simply sitting there and rolls into the tough. I perceive that we’re right here on the behest of the Saudi authorities, however I assume I want they might sentence girls to demise some other place moreover the center of the course. I even heard Bryson [DeChambeau] received a two-stroke penalty as a result of his ball hit a girl attempting to flee. Fortunately, I’ve finished fairly properly total, however it could possibly positively be tough placing on greens which might be slick with blood.” At press time, stories confirmed Watson was rising pissed off after repeatedly hitting his ball right into a pile of our bodies.