LEG-ENDS IN THEIR OWN LIFETIMES – New E-book Chronicles The Music & Misadventures of Punk Misfits & Latter Day Netflix Stars Johnny Moped

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It’s a testomony to Johnny Moped’s sheer oddness that they stood out in a late ‘70s punk scene overly populated by unusual and weird people.

Boasting a ranting frontman whose mother-in-law banned him from gigs, a pair of Berks for a rhythm part and a Slimy Toad on guitar, they had been the unlikeliest of rock stars.

However now, greater than 40 years later, they’re on the street to changing into nationwide treasures, with a brand new file deal and Fred Burn‘s Mainly Johnny Moped documentary – at the moment exhibiting on that there Netflix.

And, if that wasn’t sufficient, Fierce Panda label boss Simon Williams has solely gone and turned their story into a brand new ebook referred to as 1-2 Reduce Your Hair.

Cover Art for '1-2 Cut Your Hair - The Johnny Moped Story'
Metafollicly talking – ‘1-2 Reduce Your Hair’ cowl. L-R Slimy Toad, Johnny Moped, Dave Berk, Fred Berk

Hailing from retro Croydon and with a roster of songs, similar to Groovy Child. VD Boiler, and, controversial B-side Incendiary System – from which the ebook’s title is drawn – The Mopeds would get pleasure from an all too temporary second within the solar across the launch of their debut album Cycledelic in 1978.

However theirs could be a quintessentially English story of heroic failure, the creator putting an appropriately irreverent tone for this romp via the Moped’s shambolic, however enduring profession.

An efficient companion piece to the doc, Williams’ writing places flesh on the bones of occasions and anecdotes portrayed within the movie.

It’s all right here; gigs in again gardens and on a Croydon roundabout, Roxy reveals soaked in flob and ‘grollys’ and a drunken bassist thrown off stage by an irate drummer on the climax of a disastrous showcase for main label scouts.

To not point out, a singer so reluctant to put down vocals for his or her debut album, that the remainder of the band are compelled to kidnap him, relieving him of his trousers to stop his escape.

After which there’s their quite a few encounters with scenesters who’d go on to make the large time.

I’m speaking the likes of Shane MacGowan, Sid Vicious, Billy Bragg and notably Chrissie Hynde, who the Mopeds successfully sacked twice earlier than she shot to fame with The Pretenders.

Basically, Johnny Moped - Trailer
None-hit Wonders – Trailer for ‘Mainly Johnny Moped’

Regardless of repeated slaggings from Moped members for a being “a commie,” Bragg would go on to cowl the Moped’s Let’s have One other Child in a duet with the late Kirsty MacColl.

Motorhead‘s Lemmy Kilminster seems as a uncommon champion of the Mopeds, together with founder member Ray Burns – father of the aformentioned filmmaker Fred and higher generally known as Captain Wise.

To at the present time the Captain’s affection stays undimmed, taking the reformed Mopeds on tour with The Damned and eulogising the ‘genius’ of their titular gap-toothed vocalist.

‘There’s extra anarchy in Johnny Moped than your Joe Strummers, any of them. There’s no person like Johnny. He’s actually particular.’

Captain Wise

One other key character in each ebook and movie is Xerxes – a type of auxiliary Moped – who fills in on vocals when Johnny, alias Paul Halford, is prevented by his feisty a lot older spouse – and even older and fiestier mum-in-law – from fronting his personal band’s gigs.

In each ebook and movie Xerxes’ is one thing of a Refrain determine, providing a wry commentary on the band’s historical past – fortunately taking the piss, whereas on the identical time applauding their fearless punk spirit.

Variously described as Croydon’s “11th most well-known musician” and “New Wave’s Alf Garnett,” Halford is portrayed as some type of inventive savant.

Like superman in a telephone field he transforms right into a residing legend – or ‘leg-end’ as he would say – each time he shuffles on stage as Johnny.

If you will get him on stage within the first place, that’s.

Spokes-man for a era – Paul Halford, the person who could be Johnny Moped

Virtually regardless of themselves, the band get pleasure from fairly encouraging opinions for Cycledelic – however all too rapidly their appreciable urge for food for self-destruction takes over.

Whereas ceaselessly chortle at loud humorous, issues take a darker flip after the band are dropped by Chiswick Data.

There are two deaths of their internal circle and a fallow interval follows, when it appears to be like the Mopeds have all however ridden their final.

Nonetheless the tragi-comic story ends in triumph of kinds with the discharge of a brand new Moped’s single – a mere 37 years after the earlier one – and “a good brander” new album – 2019’s Lurrigate Your Thoughts.

Whether or not such a wilfully idiosyncratic band is worthy of such an exhaustive biography could also be open to query.

However due to thorough analysis and interviews with a lot of the key gamers, Williams – an ex-NME hack – delivers a surprisingly coherent account of some of the hilariously dysfunctional bands by no means to hassle the charts.

  • 1-2 Reduce Your Hair – The Johnny Moped Story by Simon Williams printed by Broken Items is out on August 19 and obtainable to pre-order on this hyperlink
  • Initially launched in 2013, Fred Burns’ Mainly Johnny Moped documentary is out there to Uk audiences on Netflix
  • Extra about Johnny Moped on the Broken Items web site and on their Fb and Twitter pages
Johnny Moped - Ain't No Rock 'n' Rock Rookie (Official Video)
Johnny Moped - Ain't No Rock 'n' Rock Rookie (Official Video)


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