LOS ANGELES—Apologizing for the antisemitic feedback in his latest stunning Twitter rants, rapper and dressmaker Kanye West reportedly sought reconciliation with the worldwide Jewish cabal Thursday as a way to collaborate on his new thought for a ‘Yeezy x Jews’ streetwear model. “I’m actually sorry for what I mentioned about Jewish folks—I really assume that if we mixed my energy as an aesthetic visionary along with your energy as puppet masters of the worldwide financial system, this new trend line might be a hit,” mentioned West, noting that a lot of his violent, inflammatory rhetoric was the results of psychological well being points, and that he had now achieved the readability wanted to see how working with the “worldwide conspiracy of bloodsucking Jews” could be helpful. “I hope the key evil Jewish syndicate can forgive me, as a result of I’ve already drawn up ideas for a Ye-branded yarmulke known as the Ye-mulke. Because of the Jewish folks’s management over the markets and each facet of society, we may have a Yeezy tallit in each dwelling. Please, let me cease by your underground mountain lair with a number of the pretend youngsters you positioned in my home so I can apologize in particular person at Shabbat dinner. Then I may also present you the way dope I look carrying the Yeezy off-white shtreimel.” At press time, sources reported West was inquiring if the Jewish cabal may level its house laser at Pete Davidson’s home.