Judy Snarland furever – The Bloggess

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So the opposite day Victor and I have been at a resale store and I noticed this little little bit of fried gold.

And Victor was like, “That’s toddler’s tutu and we don’t have a toddler” and I defined that it was a classic, hand-sewn costume AND CROWN for $15 and that he simply didn’t have the correct of eyes to see its magic after which he could have accused me of turning into a hoarder as a result of I used to be shopping for one thing I’d by no means use and I accused him of being a horrible guardian as a result of it was the right measurement for Judy Snarland after which the cashier simply kind of stared at us as a result of I assume he wasn’t used to {couples} having disagreements within the retailer.

And so I defined to the cashier, “Judy Snarland is our daughter” and Victor was all, “JUDY SNARLAND IS A DEAD CAT YOU LIKE TO DRESS UP IN PEOPLE CLOTHES” after which the cashier was in all probability satisfied I truly was a hoarder so I pulled out my cellphone and confirmed him footage and defined that Judy Snarland is a taxidermied bobcat rescued from an property sale who would look unbelievable in turquoise and the cashier didn’t disagree.

(Victor wish to level out that the cashier didn’t agree both and was in all probability simply scared.)

Regardless, Judy Snarland was thrilled.

However it was virtually not possible to get the tutu on myself (on my own, I imply…I didn’t attempt to put on it myself) so I requested for assist and Victor was like, “I’m busy being much less loopy than you” and I saved ripping the the claw covers off Judy’s paws and that’s why I at the moment have cat scratches from a bobcat that’s been lifeless for 50 years.

However after two bandaids (and a few assist from Hailey) Judy Snarland was prepared for her close-up.

However then I used to be like, “I dunno…is it an excessive amount of?” and Victor was like, “It’s a taxidermied bobcat in a sequined tutu. Of-fucking-course it’s an excessive amount of. It’s all the time been an excessive amount of.” However Hailey understood what I used to be saying and prompt that “much less is extra” relating to bobcat costuming and I believe they’re completely proper.


PS. Thanks for all of the candy phrases final week. I’m feeling a bit higher and am crossing each finger that I’m transferring steadily out of this gap.


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