PORTLAND, ME—Saying that they had been making the mornings a bit of cooler recently, Jewish neighbors Peter Schwartz and Ben Levy reportedly made strained small speak Thursday morning about controlling the climate. “Boy, we’re actually making it really feel an increasing number of like winter recently, huh?” Schwartz stated upon catching sight of his acquaintance, who steered that he may flip up the warmth on all the globe to take care of the approaching chilly spell that they had additionally created. “I feel I heard from the cabal that we’d even be in for some mild flurries this weekend, too. Loopy, huh? What’s actually killer is how a lot inflation has jacked up the price of altering the world’s climate. Fortunately, we management the economic system, too, so I assume we will all the time tamp down on that. Anyway, have a pleasant week.” At press time, sources reported that Levy had grown annoyed after spending a number of days caught inside due to a rainstorm he created.