YOUNGSTOWN, OH—Addressing a rally this week with a lazy try and enchantment to his supporters, former President Donald Trump mentioned, ‘I’m Mr. Q the pedophile or no matter,” in a half-assed try and pander to QAnon. “Yeah, that’s proper, it’s me, Mr. Q, the pizza demon, and I’ve youngsters in my basement and who is aware of what else,” Trump instructed the group earlier than trailing off into a number of seconds of lifeless silence throughout which he reportedly tried to recollect the precise particulars of discredited conspiracies accepted as truth by a good portion of his base. “Sir Q, the reaper of Washington, and I’m going to drink a child’s blood or one thing. You guys keep in mind me, JFK’s cousin who works with the key cabal—does that sound correct? What about UFOs? Do folks just like the UFOs? I’m so letter Q spooky!” In keeping with studies, Trump went on to confuse his viewers by claiming his water bottle was full of Kodachrome.