NEW YORK—Ignoring what they apparently dismissed as simply an extraordinary, unassuming man along with his pants round his ankles, dozens of clueless Manhattan commuters walked previous the world-famous subway masturbator James Bosley with out even realizing who he was, sources reported Wednesday. “It’s wonderful anybody may go by this titan of public onanism with out a lot as a second look,” critic Damien Lundy stated of the riders on the uptown practice who have been reportedly too busy observing their telephones to pay a lot consideration to the once-in-a-generation self-pleasuring virtuoso as he uncovered himself and plied his craft. “This man is a nationwide treasure—maybe the best American-born masturbator ever to ejaculate in full view on public transit. He’s masturbated on the London Underground, the Paris Métro, and the Berlin U-Bahn. He’s even masturbated for 4 presidents and the late Queen Elizabeth.” Based on studies, Bosley left the practice automotive at 66th Avenue to carry out a masturbation recital for a capability crowd on the distinguished subway platform of the Lincoln Middle station.