DOHA, QATAR—Pulling dozens of U.Ok. soccer followers apart for extra questioning, Qatari authorities accused British World Cup attendees of defying the event’s complete ban on alcohol and smuggling beer into the stadium via their bloodstreams, FIFA officers confirmed Monday. “It’s disappointing to see so many British followers blatantly disrespect our World Cup hosts by getting into the stadium with sufficient alcohol of their our bodies to intoxicate everybody watching the match,” stated FIFA spokesperson Tarek Mojica, who added that safety might odor massive portions of lager and cider throughout each the England and Wales matches on Monday, however initially did not pinpoint its supply, not realizing the odor was emanating from the pores of individuals within the stands. “It was tough to seek out the drinks at first, as a result of they hid them fairly properly, tucking them away of their stomachs, livers, and bladders. However in the end, we positioned the contraband and had these followers faraway from the stadium. We made the coverage extraordinarily clear beforehand, asking ticket holders from the U.Ok. to both sober up or keep dwelling, however apparently some thought the foundations didn’t apply to them. Beer, blended drinks, alcopop—you identify it. They’d it stashed in each single capillary.” At press time, FIFA confirmed that British followers would nonetheless have the chance to attend World Cup matches as long as they agreed to empty out their veins in a trash can on the gate.